1. When your ticket says one piece of cabin baggage of a certain size and weight then why try and bring everything - including the kitchen sink? And why aren't the feckwits stopped at the boarding point and asked which pieces that don't fit the criteria do they wish to leave behind?
2. When they announce that boarding will commence forms 56 to 36 why do the feckwits from rows 17, 9, 25 ....... think that it means them. And why aren't they stopped at the boarding point and held to one side until their row is called?
3. Why doesn't the Captain give a quick, but violent, dab on the brakes just before they get to the airbridge just to prove to the feckwits that seat belts are required until the sign is switched off?
4. Why don't they start to serve meals from the rear of the cabin every once in a while so that those of us who prefer the rear seating get a choice of meal instead of the "that's all we have left sir" routine?
5. Why do airlines (yes, QANTAS I'm looking at you) still employ vastly overweight elderly (and grim) female cabin crew and male cabin crew who seem to want to prove that, underneath that not-so-chic uniform, they are in the vanguard of outrageous gay fashion with weird Kim Il Sung haircuts?
6. Why are skimpily dressed sweaty males dressed in thongs, shorts and singlets displaying a mass of sweat-soaked, BO-ridden under arm hair allowed in the passenger area and not kept to the baggage hold? (The comment does not apply to skimpily dressed females - within a strictly defined age range).
That's it for the moment ..... I feel a little better now
