Make love, not war, comrade...
Those Chinese women terrify me... nobody's going to get their hands on their Spratly islands I can tell you!
In the spirit of further stoking the fire here, I suggest that Britain claim the Spratly islands on the basis that they are named after an Englishman... Britain will allow the Chinese to run some restaurants and takeaways on the islands as gesture of how reasonable and beneficent Albion really is...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Spratly