QANTAS - All is Forgiven?

[Sisemen]

The recent declaration of a return to profit, the reinstatement of the Mad Irishman's reputation and bonus, and the climb back of the share price - does this mean that all is well in QANTAS world??

[A Lutra Continua]

Shouldn't that have a U in it?

Wah!

[500N]

The recent declaration of a return to profit, the reinstatement of the Mad Irishman's reputation and bonus, and the climb back of the share price - does this mean that all is well in QANTAS world??

Hardly.

I sold out of Qantas years ago at about $3 as it hadn't gone anywhere for years
and really still hasn't apart from a brief run up to $5.

[rgbrock1]

Shouldn't that have a U in it?

Wah!

I thought so too, my friend, until I looked it up and found that the OP spelled it correctly: no 'u'.

[A Lutra Continua]

Wah!

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Wah

[500N]

Shouldn't that have a U in it?
Wah!

I thought so too, my friend, until I looked it up and found that the OP spelled it correctly: no 'u'.

A navy SEAL would have known that

Dumb GRUNT !

[rgbrock1]

Shouldn't that have a U in it?
Wah!

I thought so too, my friend, until I looked it up and found that the OP spelled it correctly: no 'u'.

A navy SEAL would have known that

Dumb GRUNT !

Who you calling a dump grunt: me, Lutra or both of us? If me.... may a brigade of tsetse flies infest your gonads.

[A Lutra Continua]

Not even a faint ruffling of your toupees as that went over both your heads...

[rgbrock1]

Not even a faint ruffling of your toupees as that went over both your heads...

I guess it did. I looked at the Wah! link but don't see any correlation to the missing 'u' in Qantas. Or am I merely being a typical dirt eater?

PS: I'm virtually bald so I guess that might be why my toupee didn't become ruffled.

[500N]

But I bet your Tutu became ruffled though

I must admit, a TuTu suits you since you have become a supporter of the Soap picker upperers ?

[A Lutra Continua]

Like feeding strawberries to pigs...

[rgbrock1]

Like feeding strawberries to pigs...

Pigs like strawberries?

[probes]

... I'm virtually bald...

I wouldn't worry until you become bald in reality?

[A Lutra Continua]

Mr Rock likes to think of it as a solar panel for a lurrve machine, but I have it on good authority that he just grew too tall for his hair.

[rgbrock1]

Mr Rock likes to think of it as a solar panel for a lurrve machine, but I have it on good authority that he just grew too tall for his hair.

Nope. i keep my hair close cropped as I find it better to receive signals from extra-galaxian civilizations. I just hang my head out the window and it becomes almost like a magnet for moon beams, and extra-terrestrial communications. It's how I met 500N as he was broadcasting his signals from the other side of Pluto. (None of which made any sense, by the way. Then again, he is an Australian.)

Nanu nanu. Mork the Orkan... Out.

[500N]

If you are Mork, what are you doing here ?

You should be with Mindy

[probes]

head out the window and it becomes almost like a magnet

Whatever - it's a magnet anyway!
(ha, did you know there are even more smileys?! Check this one out! - even though I'm not sure what it means?)

[rgbrock1]

If you are Mork, what are you doing here ?

You should be with Mindy

Mindy is resting after I sha.... never mind.

[rgbrock1]

Whatever - it's a magnet anyway!
(ha, did you know there are even more smileys?! Check this one out!)

I've been trying to figure out where all the other smileys are but haven't the brain power to do so. It remains an enigma for me.

[probes]

scroll down, click on 'view more smileys' and go on along the pages. (p 6)