QANTAS - All is Forgiven?

[rgbrock1]

scroll down, click on 'view more smileys' and go on along the pages.

Ahhhh. Now I get it. I was wondering what that 'view more smileys' text meant.

[probes]

See? Not empty inside at least (the head, that is)?

[rgbrock1]

See? Not empty inside at least (the head, that is)?

I'm sure 500N will be along shortly to tell you the opposite.

[probes]

Thank God it's the thread where all is forgiven!

[Pinky the pilot]

does this mean that all is well in QANTAS world??

We can but hope.

Remains to be seen though. On a recent flight from Tokyo (Haneda) to Sydney I got a feeling that morale amongst Qantas employees is still a bit low. Nothing specific.

[A Lutra Continua]

Nope. i keep my hair close cropped as I find it better to receive signals from extra-galaxian civilizations. I just hang my head out the window and it becomes almost like a magnet for moon beams, and extra-terrestrial communications. It's how I met 500N as he was broadcasting his signals from the other side of Pluto. (None of which made any sense, by the way. Then again, he is an Australian.)

Nanu nanu. Mork the Orkan... Out.

I think it's time you put the door back on the microwave oven and went for a nice quiet lie down with your teddy.

[rgbrock1]

Nope. i keep my hair close cropped as I find it better to receive signals from extra-galaxian civilizations. I just hang my head out the window and it becomes almost like a magnet for moon beams, and extra-terrestrial communications. It's how I met 500N as he was broadcasting his signals from the other side of Pluto. (None of which made any sense, by the way. Then again, he is an Australian.)

Nanu nanu. Mork the Orkan... Out.

I think it's time you put the door back on the microwave oven and went for a nice quiet lie down with your teddy.

Sounds good. But ONLY if I can lie down not only with my teddy but wearing my pink tutu with matching panties as well.

[Sisemen]

On my last QANTAS flight (last week) they did seem awfully eager to please as opposed to the usual grumpy 'can't be arsed' attitude.

[Chuks]

Qantas, short for : Queensland And Northern Territories Aerial Services.

See also: Queens And Nancies Trained As Stewards.

[Dushan]

And I thought they scrapped the U after Q to appease the Arabs...





Kiiiiding!

[Pinky the pilot]

Queens And Nancies Trained As Stewards.

Chuks;

Careful Mate, or you'll have the PC brigade after you!