Happy Freaking Christmas
Happy Freaking Christmas
Allow me to be the first to wish you all a Happy Christmas!
- rgbrock1
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
Santa will not be coming around this year. I've seen to it.
Which is going to lead to a lot of....
Which is going to lead to a lot of....
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
Thank you for your service!
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
Merry Crimbo One and All !!
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
It is still 24 days to go for goodness sake. Give us a break. If I hear a single Christmas Carol I will throw up. Used to shoot the Carol Singers in the UK. This is all the result of a Cathedral School upbringing, Wodders will understand.
Happy Easter then, Oh and Happy Mother's Day.
Ba Humbug.
Happy Easter then, Oh and Happy Mother's Day.
Ba Humbug.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
I can't even go to f'ing Home Depot or Vito's Italian without this nonstop crap Christmas "music".
No wonder I need major anti-depressives every December.
No wonder I need major anti-depressives every December.
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
obgraham wrote:
No wonder I need major anti-depressives every December.
You can't beat liquid anti-depressives
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
I can't find a picture of it but the best Christmas card I ever got had a picture of the 'Virgin' (yeah right ...) Mary on a donkey with Joseph leading it towards the star of Bethlehem, and the text box from his mouth says :
"It's Christmas eve, you didn't make a booking, the hotels are all full, and now you tell me you're ****ing pregnant. "
"It's Christmas eve, you didn't make a booking, the hotels are all full, and now you tell me you're ****ing pregnant. "
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
obgraham wrote:I can't even go to f'ing Home Depot or Vito's Italian without this nonstop crap Christmas "music".
No wonder I need major anti-depressives every December.
Oh come now, it can't be all that bad. Not in the festive mood are we?
Obgraham, is that you?
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
Woody wrote:obgraham wrote:No wonder I need major anti-depressives every December.
You can't beat liquid anti-depressives
Just what I do, with a healthy dose of "no people", wide open spaces (as in go bush),
no TV, no radio (except in emergencies), no mobile phones etc.
And feed a mate of mine
Oh god it is bliss.
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
The sunset over one of the billabongs where we clear brush from an
old Aboriginal site. (Credit RA Stanley photo)
Merry Xmas to all my friends and families on ppruned and have a safe one.
old Aboriginal site. (Credit RA Stanley photo)
Merry Xmas to all my friends and families on ppruned and have a safe one.
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500N:
A billabong? WTF is that, a new contraption used to smoke weed in?
A billabong? WTF is that, a new contraption used to smoke weed in?
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Water hole, Pond, lake .........
It does generally have lots of "weed" in it !
It does generally have lots of "weed" in it !
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Re: Happy Freaking Christmas
If we are going to be precise a billabong is a small body of water which was once a bend in a river but which has been cut off from the river. It's called an ox bow in some other parts of the world. It's easy to tell a real billabong because they all have jolly swagmen camped by them. There are heavy fines handed out to swagmen who camp next to lakes.