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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19821 Post by reddo » Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:42 pm

I got the results from the boob squish on Monday. All clear. :)

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19822 Post by Karearea » Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:01 pm

Good morning, it rains. 10°C expecting 10°C so this is it for the day.

Rabbits, rabbits, rabbits.

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NZ Birds: the Yellow-Eyed Penguin (again) - "A tall, portly penguin with a pale yellow band of feathers that runs from each yellow eye around the nape" - this bird appears on the back of the NZ $5 note; Sir Edmund Hillary is depicted on the front.

https://nzbirdsonline.org.nz/species/ye ... ed-penguin

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#19823 Post by ricardian » Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:29 pm

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19824 Post by Rwy in Sight » Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:37 pm

reddo wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:42 pm
I got the results from the boob squish on Monday. All clear. :)
Excellent news may they continue for a long time

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#19825 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:56 pm

Let's hear it for healthy boobs! :YMAPPLAUSE: :-bd :D

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#19826 Post by Hydromet » Tue Apr 30, 2024 9:54 pm

Good morning all, good news for all who have had good results for their check-ups.
Raining this morning, but I can see a little blue sky trying to peep through. currently 13C, forecast max 18C.
Heading off for pre-admission tests & ECG.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19827 Post by Rwy in Sight » Wed May 01, 2024 5:09 am

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Three hours at the clinic. OK it was both of us for routine scans and Mrs Ex-Ascot for a boob X-Ray which she is still complaining about.

Yes I am still not impressed! :-q I wish that the barsteward that invented the mammogram has to undergo a willy and gonad o gram :ymdevil:
Maybe the one size fits all approach isn't very wise.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19828 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Wed May 01, 2024 5:14 am

reddo wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:42 pm
I got the results from the boob squish on Monday. All clear. :)
Me too! :-bd
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19829 Post by OFSO » Wed May 01, 2024 5:49 am

Pouring with rain, thick fog. No cats about, sensible creatures.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19830 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed May 01, 2024 6:49 am

Morning folks. Clear and cool. Thatchers were here before 07.00. The mess progresses.
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19831 Post by 1DC » Wed May 01, 2024 9:31 am

Thankyou for talking about boobs, Mrs 1DC was supposed to ring up and organise her inspection about a month ago. She has clearly forgotten. I will go and remind her!

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19832 Post by tango15 » Wed May 01, 2024 9:54 am

I see that the first aircraft, 9H-GLOBL, for Global Airlines, much derided on TOP, is on its way to Europe. It seems to be following a rather odd route though. Mojave-Montreal-Prestwick-Beja-Malta. Surely it could do at least Mojave-Beja (HI-Fly's base in Portugal) non-stop? I notice also that it's flying at about FL 270 most of the time, which seems rather low, thus burning lots more fuel, hence the routing presumably. Presumably, it's not carrying passengers, so why the short-range flying and the lower levels? One can only imagine that they are not too confident in the aircraft's capabilities after its time in Mojave.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19833 Post by Wodrick » Wed May 01, 2024 10:08 am

G’day
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19834 Post by reddo » Wed May 01, 2024 10:29 am

A couple of reasons are possible fot 9H-GLOBL's routings. Sector training for the pilots. Ie need X number of sectors to be released. That FL looks below RVSM. Numerous reasons for that. Dodgy autopilot, transponder not working properly, felt like it... :)
I don't know, just guessing :)

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19835 Post by limeygal » Wed May 01, 2024 10:59 am

wish that the barsteward that invented the mammogram has to undergo a willy and gonad o gram
Someone once told me that it was similar to slamming a fridge door on them-true that! It must be mammogram month-mine's on Friday :(

Got the results from my electricution yesterday-both hands have carpel tunnel, one also has arthritis. I go under the knife in June. I also have a colonoscopy in a couple of weeks. Fun times ahead.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19836 Post by tango15 » Wed May 01, 2024 2:45 pm

reddo wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 10:29 am
A couple of reasons are possible fot 9H-GLOBL's routings. Sector training for the pilots. Ie need X number of sectors to be released. That FL looks below RVSM. Numerous reasons for that. Dodgy autopilot, transponder not working properly, felt like it... :)
I don't know, just guessing :)
Thanks reddo. I'd forgotten about the sector requirements. I imagine whoever is flying that thing has not recently spent a lot of time in an A380!

ETA; apparently it's flying the whole way with the Dunlops dangling - incredible! That accounts for the lower speed and altitude. It must be burning fuel at a phenomenal rate!

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19837 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed May 01, 2024 2:46 pm

reddo wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 10:29 am
A couple of reasons are possible fot 9H-GLOBL's routings. Sector training for the pilots. Ie need X number of sectors to be released. That FL looks below RVSM. Numerous reasons for that. Dodgy autopilot, transponder not working properly, felt like it... :)
I don't know, just guessing :)
No RVSM capability was my first thought.

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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19838 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed May 01, 2024 2:49 pm

limeygal wrote:
Wed May 01, 2024 10:59 am

Got the results from my electricution yesterday-both hands have carpel tunnel, one also has arthritis. I go under the knife in June. I also have a colonoscopy in a couple of weeks. Fun times ahead.
Think of it as giving you something to do when you are not in the garden.
Also, the repairs to hands/wrists, when complete, will make the gardening easier. :D

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#19839 Post by Dushan » Wed May 01, 2024 3:25 pm

Proletariat of the World, Unite! Happy May 1st!
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V

#19840 Post by Karearea » Wed May 01, 2024 9:05 pm

Good morning, sunny with blue skies, 13mm of rain yesterday; now 3.9°C expecting 13°C.

The street seems very quiet, no passing traffic at all.

I see I have some pink roses in flower by the front steps.
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