The pointless bollocks thread

[Capetonian]

It would be better if all the ballocks cluttering up this thread was excreted somewhere else, perhaps a pointless ballocks thread could be started?

Here it is as requested. Unfortunately I think that the person who posts the most pointless bollocks on other threads won't use this one but let's hope.

[Slasher]

I thought the Pointless Snippets thread covered bollocks.

Ballocks too.

[Cacophonix]

perhaps a pointless ballocks thread could be started

What's a ballock?

It it a kind of nautical term for a bollard?

Anyway, whatever the case, I thought that anything that appeared on the Social forum had to tick the pointless bollox box in some shape or form!

Caco

[Cacophonix]

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[bbvideo=560,315]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugIShP1qgKk[/bbvideo]

Caco

[Slasher]

How does one pronuncianate "ballock" anyway?

"Ball lock" or "Bal lock"?

[Cacophonix]

A ball lock is what one's missus uses to enforce her will! Used in gender wrestling since Adam and Eve danced the mattress fandango.

Not to be trifled with.

Caco

[Slasher]

Ok so it's "Bal lock" then.

Thanks for that pointless snippet bollock mate!

[Cacophonix]

Always a pleasure to talk pointless bollox with you Slash!

And talking of pointless bollox, what's the use of nipples on a bloke I ask you?

More like pointless nipples (which means that they are flat) and thus our logic goes into a flat spin...

You see it's all bollox...

Caco

[Slasher]

This seems to be the most likely reason mate -

https://www.livescience.com/32467-why-do-men-have-nipples.html

No purpose at all really. Just like tits on bulls.

[Cacophonix]

This seems to be the most likely reason mate -

https://www.livescience.com/32467-why-do-men-have-nipples.html

No purpose at all really. Just like tits on bulls.

Mate that's true and just look at that we have moved from pointless bollox to tits which is not a pointless digression!

Caco

[Slasher]

Whenever you and I talk bollox mate we invariably arrive at tits. It's called the Samplesian Syndrome. I'm sure there's a psychiatry journal about somewhere with an authoritative paper written on the subject!

[A Lutra Continua]

A ball lock is what one's missus uses to enforce her will! Used in gender wrestling since Adam and Eve danced the mattress fandango.

Not to be trifled with.

Caco

Self inflicted.

Don't have that problem because I followed the best piece of advice I ever got - Never stick your cock in the bad crazy.

[Slasher]

Never stick your cock in the bad crazy.

It's surprising the useful things one learns in a pointless bollocks thread!

[Slasher]

Here's an example of how pointless bollocks can be personified...

[bbvideo=560,315]https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=DXfslydeaPE[/bbvideo]

[Cacophonix]

I used to know a white guy with dreadlocks who used to busk on the streets in Cardiff. He was a pretty good reggae musician all told. He never wore socks or shoes come rain or even snow it seemed and claimed he was black and the descendant of black slaves who had been forcibly removed from their homeland. This was all very well but it was clearly bollocks as he was as white, if not whiter, than me and came from Penge. A white Rastafarian from Penge! Now that's the kind of bollocks you can write books about. He had clearly "emancipated himself from the mental slavery" of rationality and played a good guitar and a bongo drum on the result.

Harmless bollox? Well he died of hypothermia one bad winter and the bollox and the music stopped there I guess. To some extent all of life is bollox. We make of it what we will!

[bbvideo=560,315]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMq3LjimNY[/bbvideo]

Caco

[Hydromet]

To some extent all of life is bollox. We make of it what we will!

Sounds like as good a philosophy as any to live by.

[Slasher]

I really gotta get me one of these!

[bbvideo=560,315]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JEoqrjFX1yI[/bbvideo]

[unifoxos]

Just what we need for Pikeys.

[dubbleyew eight]

one of the things that I most admire in thai women is that they dont mind a guy with a small "my Pen Is Big".
I just wish my girlfriend didnt have one.

[Slasher]

I could find a dozen bloody uses for this thing!

[bbvideo=560,315]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mt6yrbnM2HI[/bbvideo]