Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 18, 2023 6:42 am
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Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 18, 2023 3:36 pm
Buster!
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Thu May 18, 2023 10:29 pm
"Do you do any dangerous sports?"
"Sometimes I disagree with the wife"
"Sometimes I disagree with the wife"
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 9:47 am
Man: "I didn't have time to jog this morning."
Man's friend: "You say that every day!"
Man: "Yes, I know. It's a running joke."
Man's friend: "You say that every day!"
Man: "Yes, I know. It's a running joke."
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 10:24 am
Do songbirds get annoyed at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Fri May 19, 2023 12:06 pm
I like the photo of the guy in the bus.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Sun May 21, 2023 11:55 am
It's yet another hot, sticky day so I've removed all my clothes and opened the windows.
I feel so much better now but the other people on the bus don't seem so pleased.
I feel so much better now but the other people on the bus don't seem so pleased.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 10:55 am
The manager of John o’Groats United football team has resigned after his team lost to Lands End FC.
He said he’d taken them as far as he could go.
He said he’d taken them as far as he could go.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 11:03 am
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 12:56 pm
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 2:30 pm
SSPCA: "What on earth were you thinking when you did that?"
Man: "But releasing birds at a wedding is so romantic."
SSPCA: "Yes, but you released ostriches!"
Man: "But releasing birds at a wedding is so romantic."
SSPCA: "Yes, but you released ostriches!"
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 11:46 am
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 11:54 am
For you country folk.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 12:16 pm
What an immense relief it is when you realise that the weird house noises that you hear are just ghosts and not something that you can't afford to fix.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 12:48 pm
Nothing in the Teddington flat, but the villa in Spain is well haunted...
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 7:32 pm
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2023 8:21 pm
Just read he's already ashes - should be scattered at nearest sewage works.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 6:53 am
Sorry FD2 but Bots doesn't get that. Guess that it is something sick?
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 7:50 am
Legs *ExA* look at legs.
Re: Friday Jokes
Posted: Wed May 24, 2023 7:57 am
It refers to one of Harris's better known songs - on Youtube if you search but I'm not going to give that dreadful man air time......
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle