Friday Jokes
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What a crap thing to happen!
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It's an old video but still.....
The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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Preparing for arrival of the General Election bumph
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Merlin triumph! Hope no one was inside at the time!
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It was something to do with the way your server is set up, Ricardian. When I checked the URL in your post yesterday (when it did not display) the link took me only to the main page of the site. Now it is obviously sorted.
PS I'm not sure that bin is big enough..............?
PS I'm not sure that bin is big enough..............?
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I handed over my photographic "proof of identity" at the Post Office and the counter clerk said "You've aged since this was taken!"
To which I replied "Yes, I had it taken before I joined this bloody queue!"
To which I replied "Yes, I had it taken before I joined this bloody queue!"
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Thanks, but after Mod's adjustment it worked.ricardian wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 5:52 pmjimtherev - try this, not sure why the image did not display
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Q: What is your favourite letter?
A: The letter "G".
Q: And why is that Angus?
A: The letter "G".
Q: And why is that Angus?
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Apologies if this has appeared on here before now:
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Significance?
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BOOBS
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Thanks Woders.
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Weak as......
Been in data comm since we formed the bits individually with a Morse key.
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My friend has one intelligent child who is designing a parachute and, putting this as politely as I possibly can, she has another child who is willing to try the parachute.
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was...God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get really screwed!"
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was...God, I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get really screwed!"
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Q: My children won't eat vegetables, what can I replace them with?
A: Rabbits! Rabbits love vegetables.
A: Rabbits! Rabbits love vegetables.
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