Chemtrails

[admin2]

Since this topic is obviously causing unwanted stress to some on the site, I have tried to move a lot of posts about chemtrails to this thread.

[OFSO]

My house lies under the N to S track of aircraft flying from Europe to Africa over the Begur beacon (112.20 BGR). Just before lunch today, within a space of five minutes two flights went over, one leaving a massive trail, the other none. My flight tracking software said they were at the same altitude ! Point proven, I think. Despite pouring the best part of a bottle of vinegar over the terrace, after the third or fourth glass of Algerian Port ("Not a Drop Is Sold 'Till it's Five Minutes Old") I had a funny turn, felt quite dizzy, and felt like voting against Brexit. Obviously the shift in my personality was due to whatever noxious chemicals the aircraft was spraying. Someone must do something about this menace !

[Capetonian]

I know chemtrails exist. It says so on the internet. Ergo, it must be true. Anyone who thinks they don't is being conned, and here's the proof.

[500N]

Of course they are chem trails, how else does the EU keep millions of you under control.

[dubbleyew eight]

I have been talking about chemtrails with my airline flying son in law.
they have been experimenting.
evidently it is possible to name your own waypoints in the flight management system.
they have a plot of fake waypoints that read chem-trail on, chem-trail running, chem-trail off.
trouble is he hasnt had the courage to give me a copy to post.

[Groundgripper]

Could it be that the one not leaving the trail is the one to worry about/

Or is it that the following one was flying right into the chemtrail left by the first one and he forgot to switch his on?



GG

[Boac]

Don't worry, OFSO, the other one probably had the choke out.

[rgbrock1]

Chemtrails? THEY'RE TRYIN' TO KILL US ALL.

[500N]

Chemtrails? THEY'RE TRYIN' TO KILL US ALL.

RGB

That's why they shot down that airliner you witnessed, the pilot wouldn't co operate.

Just by the sheer number of "you didn't see any missile" words said raised my suspicions.

[rgbrock1]

Chemtrails? THEY'RE TRYIN' TO KILL US ALL.

RGB

That's why they shot down that airliner you witnessed, the pilot wouldn't co operate.

Just by the sheer number of "you didn't see any missile" words said raised my suspicions.

Ah, THAT flight. Yes, nothing to see here so move along folks.

[OFSO]

This photograph was released as part of an article on the current Airborn GPS Jamming Exercise being conducted over California (see various NOTAMS). I suspect they are also testing wingtip chemtrail generation.

[rgbrock1]

I once had a colleague of the African-American persuasion who claimed that Chemtrails only affected African-Americans as it was due to a plot by the Federal government to cause brain damage of African-Americans, thus keeping them "unmotivated", "lazy" and "apathetic." Hmmm. I have to wonder if Chemtrails has anything to do with that?

[500N]

Chemtrails is a subject that when bored and with nothing to do, drop in into any forum / conversation
and hey presto, you won't be bored for long

[Capetonian]

Yes, I was at a dinner party once and the subject came up. Someone said to me : "You're in the airline business, what do you think about chemtrails?"
I went into the kitchen and came back a minute later with a crude tinfoil hat and said : "Just make sure the place isn't bugged and switch your 'phones off and I'll tell you the truth."

I managed to waffle on for about 10 minutes without really saying anything. The Mrs. was very upset with me for making her friends look stupid. I said, no, they did that themselves. All I did was shine the spotlight on their stupidity.

[rgbrock1]

[Sisemen]

Had this sent to me by an otherwise perfectly sane and well educated friend. Hopefully she didn't mind me using the word "bollocks" in my reply!

[bbvideo=560,315]https://youtu.be/a2x6TEeknfo[/bbvideo]

[Ex-Ascot]

Took my watch in for repair here in Cape Town this morning. As soon as the lady found out that we were ex-military we got the lecture. She is very ill because of all this and her potatoes and tomatoes will not grow. She is a complete lunatic. Apparently used to do motor bike safaris in Botswana. Pulled a vicious looking knife out her desk drawer that she said she used to fight off big cats. Swam Lake Kariba and climbed a nine metre fence to get out and stood on a crocodile. Left my expensive watch with her

[Slasher]

She's as mad as a two bob watch Ex-A?

Hope yours doesn't end up coming back the same value!

[Boac]

Ex-A - think positive! If the worst should happen it will be exactly right twice a day.

[Ex-Ascot]

Thought that I should report back. Picked up the watch in perfect working order. Got another lecture about the enviroment and Chem Trails. Given a load more nutty web sites to look at. A doctor came in with his Rolex and was told to go outside as she had to talk to us in private. Her husband (poor long suffering sod) is the watchmaker, he said she talks too much. Cost us just 22 GBP including new battery. Now she want to move to Botswana