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I think M&S is bowing down to the Outrage bus.
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Great headline :
Barking man charged with poison murders of four young men
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My wife came into the kitchen and saw me standing there with the fly swatter. She asked how many I'd killed so I told her "I've killed three males and two females".
"How do you know their sex?" she said. "Easy", I replied, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."
"How do you know their sex?" she said. "Easy", I replied, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."
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I wish it was possible to somehow indicate the posts that made you seriously laugh
Or maybe that's not the word (indicate). Can't think of a better one, though.
Or maybe that's not the word (indicate). Can't think of a better one, though.
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Probes.
Agree. I don't like having to post to say I laughed but feel we need to.
Agree. I don't like having to post to say I laughed but feel we need to.
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A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the Congo, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives,
when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks
and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could
he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks
and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could
he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
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Try this:-
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