If I could find a car that had that and none of the associated 'look what a smartarse I am' electronic gimmickry associated with it I would be very happy.I admire you for not enjoying the flexibility and easiness of pressing a button to unlock the doors a system reliable enough to be in use for more than a decade.
As an aside, if you can't find the hole to fit the key into, you might not be in a fit state to drive, it's a sort of DIY alcohol test!
In South Africa and elsewhere the criminals use readers to emulate the code when you leave your car and can then drive it away, so it's not that secure.