How Efrican can you get?

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How Efrican can you get?

#1 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:09 am

Body found on a/c.

A USA registered aircraft.

Chartered to the South African Reserve Bank.

Routed from Germany to SA, cargo undisclosed.

An unscheduled re-fuelling stop in Zimbabwe, where a body, presumed human, is discovered!
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#2 Post by 500N » Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:22 am

No worse than the rendition flights by the US Gov't, except on this flight it was a body and on the rendition flights they were alive,
at least until they got where they were going !

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#3 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:31 am

500N wrote:No worse than the rendition flights by the US Gov't, except on this flight it was a body and on the rendition flights they were alive,
at least until they got where they were going !

You are jumping to the assumption that the body was inside the a/c.

It could have been a stowaway in a u/c bay.

I've looked up the airline, from their website they seem to only operate DC-11F's, in which case the route from Germany to SA, presumably Johannesburg, should have been well within range without re-fuelling. Unless it flew an indirect route, by-passing 'sensitive' countries.
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#4 Post by 500N » Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:34 am

Ian

Good point.

Did they discover a body of a block of frozen meat !

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#5 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:03 am

More news:

The Herald

The Herald is published by Zanu-PF and this reporters name is Mugabe!!

If there is any truth in the dripping blood being discovered by the re-fuelling crew, it is beginning to look like a stowaway in the u/c.
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#6 Post by Alisoncc » Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:46 am

Not that far from Salisbury to Pretoria, so what was it doing stopping there in the first place. All very strange.
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#7 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:59 am

Alisoncc wrote:Not that far from Salisbury to Pretoria, so what was it doing stopping there in the first place. All very strange.

According to the Herald article, they requested permission to land in Moz, but were refused!
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#8 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:02 pm

What I am finding to be really strange about this, is that at 18:00 local time, I have not seen any comment on the incident from the SA Reserve Bank of the SA Government.

The silence is deafening.
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#9 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:41 pm

It is looking like an attempted stowaway in the undercarriage, but still silence from authority and the SA Ambassador in Zim has declined to comment.
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#10 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:59 pm

The SARB has broken their silence:

In a statement emailed to Newsweek, SARB group executive Pradeep Maharaj said that the unidentified body was "presumed to be a stowaway." "The SARB is working with relevant authorities to ensure that the cargo is released and transported to South Africa," said Maharaj.
The plane was en route to South Africa from Germany when it stopped to refuel in Harare, according to Chawota. Staff at the airport noticed blood dripping from the MD11 three-engine cargo plane before the body of a man was discovered inside


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#11 Post by A Lutra Continua » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:52 am

Ah so. Figured that was the case. Currency printed outside SA these days.

Question is why are the crew and aircraft not being released? Currency seems to be consigned to to SARB and it's not as if the stowaway was forced into the wheel bay at gunpoint by the crew. I'm guessing the usual African practice of some idiot official with more authority than his little pointed head can safely handle, trying to squeeze a few dollars out of the company and suddenly finding himself out of his depth.

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#12 Post by ian16th » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:47 am

ALC

Is the currency printed outside of the country now?

Why was the port of entry Durban?

According to that paragon of virtue, the Zim Herald, the body is in a bad state of composition.

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#13 Post by 500N » Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:56 am

A lot of countries get notes printed outside of their own countries.

I know Aus prints notes for other countries, especially hi tech notes and plastic notes.
As does of course the UK.

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#14 Post by ian16th » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:55 am

It appears that SA is now getting its currency printed in Germany. I know we did print our own.

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#15 Post by 500N » Tue Feb 16, 2016 12:45 pm

It's a lucrative business printing money for other countries !

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#16 Post by A Lutra Continua » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:50 am

Advanced state of decomposition? Entire body getting runny by then or the fluids will have congealed. You'd think it would have remained frozen during refueling after a few hours at minus 30 or whatever to which it was subjected.

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#17 Post by ian16th » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:16 pm

It is being reported at TOP that this a/c has landed at AFB Waterkloof.

A long way from Durban.
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#18 Post by ian16th » Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:48 am

MD-11 with body at Harare
Liege, Munich, Abidjan, Abuja, Entebbe and then Durban!

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Unless it flew an indirect route, by-passing 'sensitive' countries.
was as far from the truth as I could have been!

It was doing a bus route.
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#19 Post by Alisoncc » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:00 am

ian16th wrote:It was doing a bus route.

So what happened to the other bodies it picked up on the way?
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