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prune a few family trees...

parties organized by the ho and Bernadette Bernadotte of Bern. "Never mind the culture bit" the ho said, "having 'entertained' most of Parliament I've had quite enough of that". Plod happily joined in, but was glad that Gladys had stayed at home. After all, if she was to become...

grow an organic vegetable garden. He had admittedly never seen an inorganic vegetable, so was at a bit of a loss to tell what it was all about. The ho told him to never mind and go ahead with...

Some times fat can be stored in a way making the environmental consequences negligible:

Not really. Carrying all that extra weight makes her expend extra energy. Also, she'll breath more heavily, so expelling more carbon dioxide.

his ability to chew gum and whistle at the same time...

Before I proceed,you must promise me that nobody will know of this...

And then blithely goes on spilling the beans. Love it!

some genius dictated that the water heating element had to be less powerful ! If so, that genius doesn't have much grasp of physics and math. To get the water to a certain temperature an amount of energy must be injected. That is, the time integral of instantaneous power, which equates to E = t * P...

lessen their carbon foot print as they fart and burp their way across the countryside. "How gross", said Gladys...

curiosity of the bystanders, who couldn't understand just how they managed to...

Wayne posters plastered all over the façades of Havana public buildings by a group of dissidents hidden deep in the...

He or She should not be considered offensive!!!

They should learn Finnish, there's only the one word 'hän' for both genders. And of course Finnish is very popular, well known and easy to learn. NOT

to Gladys and the ho. Besides Wilbur, the wardrobe now contained seven mops, six buckets, a dozen old rags, the Wizard of Id, the ho, Gladys, Plod, a jug of detergent, some disinfectant, Bernadette Bernadotte of Bern, a left-over propeller, the cloven hoofed creature and an old car battery. Since th...

king Midas. The ho felt a bit bewildered, "I do think that damn wonky teleporter did mix things up. How the kcuf did we end up in this story?" She saw a white rabbit going down a rabbit hole, but having read the book didn't much fancy following it. And dressed as a ho and all she didn't fe...

the interference might cause the teleporter to mix things up. It really wouldn't do to have Plod end up with Gladys' face or other bits and vice-versa. The ho, having a doctorate in quantum mechanics, studied it for a while and deemed it safe enough as long as the sunspot count was below a certain v...

started a rant over how Plod kept following him for no good reason and the walls were watching him and why wouldn't they just leave him alone? Plod moved away from the flailing arms. Marvin kept gesticulating and one of his hands hit a control panel with the immediate result of...

the aliens who came in the intergalactic ship. They were, however, more interested in chatting with the ho and Gladys over cups of tea and dainty cut sandwiches. The talk was all about the ho's quantum research and Plod felt a little. . .

The sockets are pretty bad too, but the plugs take the cigar. When inserting the plug the signal pin connects before the ground sheaths, making for some interesting loud noises. One of the sheath segments is often bent inwards just enough to impede easy insertion. After a few insertions and removals...

I really, really, really hate RCA plugs.

Subway passengers who don't grasp the meaning of the "disembark from right side of door" signs. So I just smiled nicely at the lady giving me the "get out of my way, dweeb" look until she realized she'd have to move sideways as well as forwards before the automatic doors closed o...