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- Thu Oct 31, 2024 8:20 pm
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Joe took his blind date, Kim, to the visiting funfair and asked her what she would like to do first. She said, "I want to get weighed." So they ambled over to the weight guesser who guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale which read 119 and she won a prize. They enjoyed the rest of the funfair and ...
- Thu Oct 31, 2024 4:25 pm
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- Thu Oct 31, 2024 1:51 pm
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- Wed Oct 30, 2024 11:14 pm
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Halloween! https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/465010209_956350519863879_63401927897417847_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=f727a1&_nc_ohc=6pCNGrOHQg0Q7kNvgHHLslQ&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&_nc_gid=A1hJ_EMn9mA4H7Pr_FZRaYP&oh=00_AYDLjM8a7Zjrk-tD-Pz3iSSrRROYuuNS8ukiToU5P2eK8A&oe...
- Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:38 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Severe gale F9/Storm F10 forecast overnight
Thursday morning ferry cancelled and evening ferry "under review".
Thursday morning ferry cancelled and evening ferry "under review".
- Wed Oct 30, 2024 8:55 pm
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- Tue Oct 29, 2024 7:08 pm
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- Tue Oct 29, 2024 7:07 pm
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- Tue Oct 29, 2024 5:12 pm
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- Tue Oct 29, 2024 2:26 pm
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- Tue Oct 29, 2024 10:50 am
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- Tue Oct 29, 2024 10:34 am
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- Tue Oct 29, 2024 9:24 am
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A young Italian couple get married, both are virgins. They go on their honeymoon but neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom's mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds d...
- Mon Oct 28, 2024 11:18 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The Full English
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Ricardian-that was an interesting read. As they are former neighbours, I assume they are sadly no longer with us? Do you still edit the Limpet/ It looks like you have a lovely little community up there (and a cracking photographer). Sheila died 2 years ago this month so Mike sold his boat & house t...
- Sun Oct 27, 2024 8:12 pm
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They also had a picture of the Grimsby docks----where I first learned to sail while at boarding school there. G~Man, is this you on the tiller? Nah, I wish though, I never sailed a rig like that yet. My former neighbour Mike and his wife Sheila used to live on a Thames barge on the Medway. They bou...
- Sun Oct 27, 2024 3:41 pm
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- Sun Oct 27, 2024 9:03 am
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Oh dear! My "O" level English Language in 1959 didn't prepare me for this... https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/464408090_10160278011160846_6525074050856789703_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=BVHPd5yokO8Q7kNvgHl_7dB&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&_nc_gid=AKi5vBrzSYszNuqgw...
- Thu Oct 24, 2024 5:42 pm
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Ah yes - the Good Old Days! https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/464295483_10235039107935943_4689175995910200801_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=28sOLk98xDcQ7kNvgEitnUI&_nc_ht=scontent-man2-1.xx&_nc_gid=AEpzReFVbjTzcquEvme5Rdo&oh=00_AYBTE5i6c0aYfrdpc-c0_UG2LBCntwlSsiKF...
- Thu Oct 24, 2024 12:53 am
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- Wed Oct 23, 2024 10:35 pm
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I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft". "Microsoft, eh? ...