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by OFSO
Sun May 12, 2024 7:08 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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TV News Banner: thieves stole railway cables overnight, paralysing the entire Catalan RENFE train system. RENFE advises using alternative methods of transport.
by OFSO
Sun May 12, 2024 6:29 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Slept to after eight ack Emma. Unbelievable. Sun now streaming in bedroom windy.
by OFSO
Sun May 12, 2024 6:27 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The totally-totally non-political show of all times: 'united by music' - Eurovision song contest!
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Watched part of the Eurovision Song Contest as a friend wrote one of the songs. They only came in 12th, possibly because the singer is male, heterosexual, married with children, was not partially nude, doesn't practice witchcraft and didn't scream and rant. The winners, whoever they were, grabbed th...
by OFSO
Sat May 11, 2024 4:07 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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From Wednesday May 8th:

"Mrs OFSO has bought some strange pot plants for our terrace. Big menacing things. Can't see a stinger (yet) but I think they are triffids. I shall avoid watching the next meteor shower..."

.......and possibly tonight's Aurora Borealis !
by OFSO
Sat May 11, 2024 1:09 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Many years ago a neighbour of a friend went round the bend and disappeared for weeks leaving her front door open. Nothing was ever stolen from the house.
by OFSO
Sat May 11, 2024 12:57 pm
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex
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Re: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

I'm sure she has a Persilschein.
by OFSO
Sat May 11, 2024 12:55 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Rant of the Day v2.
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Re: Rant of the Day v2.

Interesting that HMRC has all my bank details for PAYMENTS on record, but having just informed me I'm due for a sizeable refund, they have no idea where to send it so I need to enter the same bank details.....
and tick the box for interest to be paid ....
by OFSO
Sat May 11, 2024 10:55 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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According to the news one could see the Aurora Borealis from here last night, if there wasn't a whopping great 1500' mountain to the north of our yard.
by OFSO
Sat May 11, 2024 10:42 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Shopping after gym. Roads at near standstill as if it were July or August, not early May. France must be empty as blighters are all down here. Hot sun with cold wind.
by OFSO
Fri May 10, 2024 2:40 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Two Just Stop Oil protesters have been arrested after smashing the case around the Magna Carta at the British Library. Reverend Sue Parfitt, 82, and Judy Bruce, 85, a retired biology teacher, targeted the glass enclosure around the historic document on Friday. The pair then held up a sign reading "T...
by OFSO
Fri May 10, 2024 10:43 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Search for drownded Frenchman continues here. Thought probably dead as 48 hrs have passed since post-party swim. Odd how stupid activités of youths leading to death vary by nation. With French it is drowning in sea or river. British leap from balcony to balcony and fall 15 stories. Germans rush into...
by OFSO
Fri May 10, 2024 10:19 am
Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
Topic: Millions of us might be **** if we ignore the Russian-Ukraine war
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Is the oil radioactive ? From the Offshore Ayatollah, I've learned that disused and stacked pipes formerly used for raw oil have to be decontaminated if left to dry out as the contaminated residue in the pipe is radioactive.
by OFSO
Fri May 10, 2024 8:42 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes

Not a realistic depiction of a 737 on the box. It's all in one piece, undercarriage looks like it worked, and doesn't look like it's standing in mud or grass.
by OFSO
Fri May 10, 2024 8:38 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Good oh Hydro. Soon be all mended (and ready for prostate).
by OFSO
Fri May 10, 2024 5:18 am
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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A clear dawn and 16° in upper Iberia. 24° forecast by midday. For second night running, only one (1) visit to the wc. Most welcome.
by OFSO
Thu May 09, 2024 5:18 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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09 May 2024 The young man got into the water with two other friends in the early hours of the morning and did not come out again Three young people of French nationality were partying tonight on the seafront of Roses, specifically on the beach of Les Botxes, around the Cafè Si Us Plau. And they deci...
by OFSO
Thu May 09, 2024 4:29 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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2 young adults went out swimming early hours this morning.. one waved a boat down and they pulled him in but they couldn't find his friend.. boats and helicopters been searching the Bay all day.. No wind, no waves/ swell.
by OFSO
Thu May 09, 2024 2:20 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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A Leonardo AW139 is flying search patterns out in the Bay of Roses. I note from the media that the police are "unable to locate" the fugitive Catalan politician Carles Puigdemont who is expected to re-enter Spain Any Time Real Soon and take up the Presidential Throne of Catalunia. Perhaps he'll be d...
by OFSO
Thu May 09, 2024 12:40 pm
Forum: Crewroom
Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Talking to an acquaintance this morning. Laws in the UK brought in to protect tenants in the house they own have made it uneconomic to be a landlord any more. So much paperwork. Hence selling up and buying a holiday flat to rent out to tourists in Spain. No new licences being issued in our part of S...