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- Mon May 13, 2024 12:40 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
See, we do excel at some things!
- Sun May 12, 2024 11:28 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread VI
Good Morning, from the land down under where the song goes - "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover, yeah" What more can I add to make you want to visit God's country? =))
- Fri May 10, 2024 12:15 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
It seems that we are stuck in a cycle of showers interspersed with heavy rain, this has been the weather for the last couple of weeks.
The entrails reader has guessed that this will continue for 3 or 4 more days, and looking at the weather map he may be right.
The entrails reader has guessed that this will continue for 3 or 4 more days, and looking at the weather map he may be right.
- Mon May 06, 2024 12:14 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 10983
- Views: 536155
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:28 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 10983
- Views: 536155
- Thu May 02, 2024 10:52 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
- Views: 1093845
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
My BIL rang yesterday to inform us that his father's partner was in a hospice owing to bouts of falling and hurting herself, she is ok at present but will not be allowed home as the falls are starting to become more frequent as of late. I don't think the hospice knows what they have done by saying s...
- Wed May 01, 2024 1:14 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 10983
- Views: 536155
Re: Friday Jokes
Maybe some of you guys know: What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:12 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 10983
- Views: 536155
Re: Friday Jokes
A few old a few new. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."Blow that" says Mick "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so...
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 11:26 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
I am just waiting for the sun to burn off the light moisture from the grass before I jump on the mower and shorten said grass, the temp is
climbing its way to a predicted 27 c so the removal of the moisture should not take long.
climbing its way to a predicted 27 c so the removal of the moisture should not take long.
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:12 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Here it is 14 c at 10 am and the sun is battling to scare off the fog which was not that heavy, correction the sun has just been declared the
winner, it is starting to dry the towels I had just hung out.
winner, it is starting to dry the towels I had just hung out.
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 12:35 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 10983
- Views: 536155
Re: Friday Jokes
My town had a very bad storm last week and my neighbour lost his roof, and the poor guy has no insurance, I am starting a go fund me page to raise some
dollars so I can go to Hawaii for a few weeks as he is about to start construction and I hate being around all that noise.
dollars so I can go to Hawaii for a few weeks as he is about to start construction and I hate being around all that noise.
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:39 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
The rumble of noise from C130 J Hercules as they departed Richmond Air Base for flyovers at this morning's ANZAC Day services was a welcome sound, it shows that all the courageous men and women who gave their lives for this country and New Zealand will never be forgotten This made me look up if ther...
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:11 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
All the best to the Wodrick's regarding their medical tests.
My day started sunny, but as soon as I switched on the washing machine the sun decided to turn off and hide behind clouds, what am I doing wrong?
My day started sunny, but as soon as I switched on the washing machine the sun decided to turn off and hide behind clouds, what am I doing wrong?
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:09 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Friday Jokes
- Replies: 10983
- Views: 536155
Re: Friday Jokes
I had a question about what our parents did before they had access to the Internet. I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 11:14 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Well, Sunday is here again and that means giving the house a clean, after that the rest of the day shall be mine to do as I please, sitting on my bum seems
to be leading the race at present, so I will give up thinking about other things that I might be required to do.
to be leading the race at present, so I will give up thinking about other things that I might be required to do.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 12:25 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
The results from my visit to the lung specialist yesterday were those that gave me a lot of confidence towards my celebrating a bit longer before I shuffle off this mortal coil, reason, there has been minimal progression in the scarring of the lungs over the last 8 years, this leads him to the diagn...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:47 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Caption Competition......
- Replies: 332
- Views: 27112
Re: Caption Competition......
Bloody women drivers!
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 6:11 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Rainmakers in Dubai
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1546
Re: Rainmakers in Dubai
Hydro, the only one I can remember from those times was one of the pilots George Martin. George was responsible for pulling off a great belly landing at Sydney due to u/c failure, shut both engines off on approach aligned the 2 bladed props with wings usiing starter and hardly put a scratch on the A...
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:39 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Rainmakers in Dubai
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1546
Re: Rainmakers in Dubai
I worked for Rex Aviation in the '60s and was contracted to provide maintenance for 2 x Cessna 310 used for cloud seeding. As to the success,
the pilots would say the operation can best be described as,---- does not rain water, but rains money doing it.----
the pilots would say the operation can best be described as,---- does not rain water, but rains money doing it.----
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 11:23 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
- Replies: 19998
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Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread V
Off to the Lung specialist for him to determine the likelihood of my seeing a few more years on this earth, not doing too bad, as so far I have outlived the 5 years he originally predicted back 2019 when he studied an Xray of the stomach taken back in 2015, this also captured the lower parts of the ...