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- Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:21 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The Good Pub Guide
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1724
Re: The Good Pub Guide
And looking the other way...
- Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:59 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Ancient UK laws that still stand.
- Replies: 12
- Views: 315
Re: Ancient UK laws that still stand.
Allowed to bring gum into Singas as a foreign devil but not allowed to give it to the locals. Couple of our crew had some and were OKed to enter but told to use it themselves and dispose of properly.
- Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:32 am
- Forum: Gliding, Paragliding & Skydiving
- Topic: Parachute jumps - what impressed you most on your first jump
- Replies: 39
- Views: 8836
Re: Parachute jumps - what impressed you most on your first jump
Exhilaration and adrenalin. Couldn't wait to get out the door and could barely contain myself once down in order to do it again.
A bit back in the stick and the blokes in front of me were in serious danger of being trampled in my eagerness to go when they opened the door.
A bit back in the stick and the blokes in front of me were in serious danger of being trampled in my eagerness to go when they opened the door.
- Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:56 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Staggering Out Over The Abyss
- Replies: 560
- Views: 27709
Re: Staggering Out Over The Abyss
Been happening since the ANC took power. The only way they can stay in charge is by using the politics of fear, dividing the country and scapegoating a minority to divert attention from all the sh i t they themselves cause. It also wins votes due to the belief by a large number of people that once w...
- Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:38 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
- Replies: 8347
- Views: 220246
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
How will you live with the shame? I will just have to drink more A fine plan but one has to hope the Froggy bits fall over first. Revjim, perhaps you could add the role of medical officer to your list of jobs and treat the targets , *ahem* victims with merthiolate. Reoffenders tend to be a little s...
- Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:33 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The Person Below Me...
- Replies: 2396
- Views: 47014
Re: The Person Below Me...
Quite true. Refuse to go to places the furries are not welcome. If they want my money they need to be nice to the furmonsters. Elke also an Alpha female and will cock a leg wherever I've just had an al fresco wazz. I like doing it up the side of trees or walls to a height of six foot or more just to...
- Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:24 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
- Replies: 8347
- Views: 220246
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
Having signed meself off sick from me railway for the last 15 months, I've been finding other things to fiddle with. The latest is the chairs in the chapel which small bodies with evil-minded fingers are wrecking the arm-rests by making a little tear in the fabric and picking out the foam cushionin...
- Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:14 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
- Replies: 8347
- Views: 220246
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
limeygal wrote:...I might have some Ffrench blood in me...
How will you live with the shame?
- Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:33 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Dame Judi Dench
- Replies: 5
- Views: 236
Re: Dame Judi Dench
Quite. However, knowing where the line is drawn cannot be a bad thing.
- Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:13 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Staggering Out Over The Abyss
- Replies: 560
- Views: 27709
Re: Staggering Out Over The Abyss
More like the guilty rats being hoofed overboard. Either way, bet the frothing left never imagined the can of shit they opened and put in charge, despite being told exactly how it would go.
You can always tell a leftie but you can't tell 'em much.
You can always tell a leftie but you can't tell 'em much.
- Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:09 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The Person Below Me...
- Replies: 2396
- Views: 47014
Re: The Person Below Me...
Don't be bloody silly. A decent pint is the gift of the gods. Wine is nothing more than sour fruit juice.
As for wazzing al fresco, in Africa every tree is a lavatory.
TPBM enjoys al fresco wazzing and attempts to piss off passing houndkind by wazzing as high up the tree as they can manage.
As for wazzing al fresco, in Africa every tree is a lavatory.
TPBM enjoys al fresco wazzing and attempts to piss off passing houndkind by wazzing as high up the tree as they can manage.
- Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:55 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The Good Pub Guide
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1724
Re: The Good Pub Guide
No dogs? Fcuk that for a game of soldiers.
- Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:50 pm
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Drama at the Palace.
- Replies: 11
- Views: 306
Re: Drama at the Palace.
Barca? Woss Hannibal's mob got to do with King Chuck lopping off the heads of lawyers and pollies?
- Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:02 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
- Replies: 8347
- Views: 220246
Re: The really boring and totally pointless snippets thread II
Cacophonix wrote:...Cape Town also seems to be going down the gurgler as well, crime out of hand, police moribund etc. So it goes!
Caco
And you're surprised because...?
- Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:26 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: Staggering Out Over The Abyss
- Replies: 560
- Views: 27709
Re: Staggering Out Over The Abyss
Yet another big fat hairy surprise. Democratic Alliance (DA), the South African opposition party, is demanding to know why the government voted against a UN resolution that expanded freedom of speech online last week. "The DA will not allow this injustice to go unanswered," the party said ...
- Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:39 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The Person Below Me...
- Replies: 2396
- Views: 47014
Re: The Person Below Me...
As are mobile phones. Toying with the idea of a jammer in the beer garden to get folks to talk to each other. Already have a poor signal but wouldn't mind nobbling it further.
TPBM hates bloody mobile phones and the lemmings' total dependence on the damned things.
TPBM hates bloody mobile phones and the lemmings' total dependence on the damned things.
- Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:40 am
- Forum: Politics & Controversial Topics
- Topic: Donj't you just love the French ?!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 263
Re: Donj't you just love the French ?!
...Source: Mrs OFSO who until a few minutes ago was in Paris in the care of a bolshi taxi driver, working but not happy about Macron. Sounds like our lot. Fall over themselves to keep the thieves reaming them out in power then piss and moan about things going down the gurgler. Of course the pissing...
- Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:26 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: The Person Below Me...
- Replies: 2396
- Views: 47014
Re: The Person Below Me...
Troo dat. Some world class micros operating in the US.
TPBM prefers a beer with a little character and flavour rather than the fizzy commercial piss.
TPBM prefers a beer with a little character and flavour rather than the fizzy commercial piss.
- Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:03 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: September already? Time for a quiz!
- Replies: 48
- Views: 885
Re: September already? Time for a quiz!
18. Eighteen
- Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:49 am
- Forum: Crewroom
- Topic: September already? Time for a quiz!
- Replies: 48
- Views: 885
Re: September already? Time for a quiz!
3. Pink plastic flamingo
17. Trousers
17. Trousers